Top Ten Christmas Presents for an RPI Student
10. Sleep.
9. Alcohol.
8. A 4.0 GPA.
7. A blank check (caution: it will be accepted).
6. No-Doz, Vivarin, etc. (in lieu of #10).
5. A parking space.
4. A lover (if impossible, see #9).
3. Common sense.
2. A reason to come back next semester.
1. A transfer.
